Monday, July 28, 2008

Stuff Virgo Moon's Like

#1: Giving the Blank Stare
Everyone is running around in hysterics because a deadline has been changed from Friday, end of day, to Wednesday morning, even though the amount of time leading up to the date has been more than generous.

Mom and Dad are crying because Junior has been arrested for the same juvenile tricks he's been pulling over and over again without parental reprimand.

Girlfriends are huddled around listening to "Jane" cry about how her relationship is so rotten and horrible and how mean and heartless "John" is for being the bastard he was when she met him.

Virgo Moon is quiet and resolute because you should have known better and paid attention to all the little warning signs that led up to the crisis. Crises can be avoided by being responsible, paying attention, and having a contingency plan.


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